Richard Castle: Alright, so you and I are married.
Kate Beckett: We are not married.
Richard Castle: Relax, it's just pretend.
Kate Beckett: I don't wanna pretend.
Richard Castle: Scared you'll like it?
Kate Beckett: Okay, if we're married, I wanna divorce.
Roger: Are you two like this all the time?
Richard Castle & Kate Beckett: Yes.