Nick Jones Quotes...

Sep 26

“You kids with your internet access are really spoilt when it comes to porn.” — Angry Aussie

“I deliberately pissed very, very loudly - did anyone hear me?” — Angry Aussie

“He was a vagina squared!” — Angry Aussie

“I am a major fan of female genitals.” — Angry Aussie

Aug 15

• Kate Beckett: Well, this must be the place. [clears throat] What is it with men and boobs, anyway?
• Richard Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
• Kate Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
• Richard Castle: Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.

• Richard Castle: So what did you think of your alter ego Nikki? Very sweet, right?
• Kate Beckett: [about the cover art to Castle's new Nikki Heat book] Sweet? She's naked!
• Richard Castle: She's not naked. She's holding a gun... strategically.

• Kate Beckett: It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?
• Richard Castle: Wouldn't you be jealous if I were?
• Kate Beckett: In your dreams.
• Richard Castle: Actually, in my dreams, you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join--

• Kate Beckett: The next time you show up at a crime scene without me, I'll show you how my taser works.
• Richard Castle: Promise?

• Kate Beckett: If she's so bad, why did you have sex with her this morning?
• Richard Castle: Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.
• Kate Beckett: How shallow are you?
• Richard Castle: Very.

• Richard Castle: Alright, so you and I are married.
• Kate Beckett: We are not married.
• Richard Castle: Relax, it's just pretend.
• Kate Beckett: I don't wanna pretend.
• Richard Castle: Scared you'll like it?
• Kate Beckett: Okay, if we're married, I wanna divorce.
• Roger: Are you two like this all the time?
• Richard Castle & Kate Beckett: Yes.