You kids with your internet access are really spoilt when it comes to porn.
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Kate Beckett: Well, this must be the place. [clears throat] What is it with men and boobs, anyway?
Richard Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Kate Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Richard Castle: Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.
Richard Castle: So what did you think of your alter ego Nikki? Very sweet, right?
Kate Beckett: [about the cover art to Castle's new Nikki Heat book] Sweet? She's naked!
Richard Castle: She's not naked. She's holding a gun... strategically.
Kate Beckett: It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?
Richard Castle: Wouldn't you be jealous if I were?
Kate Beckett: In your dreams.
Richard Castle: Actually, in my dreams, you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join--
Kate Beckett: The next time you show up at a crime scene without me, I'll show you how my taser works.
Richard Castle: Promise?
Kate Beckett: If she's so bad, why did you have sex with her this morning?
Richard Castle: Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.
Kate Beckett: How shallow are you?
Richard Castle: Very.
Richard Castle: Alright, so you and I are married.
Kate Beckett: We are not married.
Richard Castle: Relax, it's just pretend.
Kate Beckett: I don't wanna pretend.
Richard Castle: Scared you'll like it?
Kate Beckett: Okay, if we're married, I wanna divorce.
Roger: Are you two like this all the time?
Richard Castle & Kate Beckett: Yes.
